All That Wasted Effort...

Started back at community college today... a few courses through Dec.   Looking forward to the English comp. course - just a few whacky photos attached.

 

Ketchup will never be the same...  Enjoy - E.

 

From Gene Weingarten's Washington Post Magazine column - where he periodically calls those 800 numbers on the back of products to discuss the product with the person on the other end of the phone: SMOKEHOUSE BEEFY STICKS Me: I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoy your product. It's got a rich taste and is great exercise for my jaw. Joanna: You are eating the product yourself? Me: What do you mean? Joanna: These are dog treats. Me: What? Joanna: I'm glad you like them, though! Me: I do. What are they made of? Joanna: Uh, can you hold the line a second? Me: Sure. Lisa: This is Lisa. Can I help you? Me: I was saying how much I enjoy your Beefy Sticks. I asked what they are made of. Lisa: Sir, they are made of dried steer penises. Me: Auuggghhhhh! Auuggghhh! Lisa: It's okay. Me: Hold me, Lisa.    http://www.extrapulp.com